I used to love the crazy-ass denials the Soviets would come up with and part of me is still stuck in the good 'ol days of the Cold War, but now I'm finally warming up to the 21st Century thanks to the Pakistanis. The Telegraph (UK) is reporting today that the Pakistanis are denying my report of Pakistani cooperation in the bin Laden raid. According to the Telegraph:
However, a senior Pakistani security official denied that the ISI had sheltered bin Laden.
"We don't use toilet paper – we wash," he said. "But toilet paper is all this theory is good for."
Now you'd think they'd been sweating bullets since the deal with the US went south. I would assumed they had gamed every scenerio and were prepared to throw a major disinformation campaign to the world as soon as news of their cozy little arrangements leaked.
But toilet paper?
You gotta love these guys.
Now personally, I'm a big fan of TP, especially when dealing in shit like this.